Cut to John Rickman kind person with hat that he raises. You will find white rails behind him which can be a racecourse

Rickman (Michael) : Good afternoon and thank you for visiting Wife-Swapping from Redcar. Together with big news this afternoon is the fact that Uk kid Boris Rogers has succeeded in swapping their nine-stone Welsh-born spouse for the Ford Popular and a total collection of Dickens. Well now, i will see they truly are prepared from the beginning therefore allow’s look at now for the start of the 3.30.

(Cut to high shot of the road with about 10 houses for each part.)

Rickman: And first let us meet up with the latest news associated with the wagering.

CAPTION: No. 12 Betty Parkinson 7/4 on fav No. 27 Mrs E. Colyer 9/4 No. 14 Mrs Casey 4/1 5/1 club

Voice Over (Eric Idle) : quantity 12 Betty Parkinson 7 to 4 on favourite, quantity 27 Mrs Colyer 9 to 4, 5 to at least one club those.

Rickman: And here is the beginner Mrs Alec Marsh, (she climbs onto a rostrum and fires a gun) and additionally they’re down.

(one of many doors starts and a girl rushes down the street into another home. Other doorways begin setting up and down the road, with ladies criss-crossing out of every other’s homes. About twenty moments for this high task.)

Rickman: And Mrs Rogers could be the very very first to show, there she switches into Mr Johnson’s, and Mrs Johnson across to Mr Colyer, accompanied by Mrs Casey in the inside. Mrs Parkinson, number 12, going well there into Mr Webster’s through the Co-op, Mrs Colyer’s making ground fast after a start that is poor she actually is away from Mr Casey’s into Mr Parkinson’s, she actually is a number of lengths in front of Mrs Johnson that is nevertheless maybe perhaps not away from Mr Casey’s. Mrs Penguin as well as number 8 Mrs Colyer — those two now during the relative head of this industry from Mrs Brown, Mrs Atkins, Mrs Parkinson, Mrs Warner and Mrs Rudd — all nevertheless at Mr Philips’s. Mrs Penguin making the operating now, challenged strongly by Mrs Casey, Mrs Casey coming extremely fast from the inside, it will likely be Mrs Casey coming from behind. Now she is making a rest on the exterior, Mrs Penguin operating . and also at the line, it is Mrs Casey who is first got it with a head that is short Mrs Penguin in 2nd destination, Mrs Parkinson in 3rd, Mrs Rudd, Mrs Colyer, Mrs Warner and there is Mrs Griffiths whom’s stayed unswapped.

(One woman is kept in the exact middle of the road. Scale back to Rickman in the program railing.)

Rickman: Well, a rather race that is exciting, and I also have actually beside me now the person who owned and taught the champion, Mrs Casey — Mr Casey. Done well, Jack.

Mr Casey (Terry Jones) : many thanks, John.

Rickman: Well, had been you after all amazed relating to this, Jack?

Mr Casey: No, certainly not, no she actually is been going perfectly in training, and also at Doncaster the other day, and I fancy her really strongly when it comes to Cheltenham weekend.

Rickman: Well, thank you quite definitely certainly, Jack. We should make you now given that it’s time for the united group occasion.

(Peter western kind figure in a white supper coat standing with five women in ball gowns as well as 2 men.)

CAPTION: Come Wife-Swapping — North West v the South East

Peter (Eric Idle) : Hello, and a tremendously hot greeting through the Tower ballroom suite at Reading, where there’s almost no inside it, they truly are neck and throat, crop and grummit, genuine rack and seat, stone and bucket, horse and enamel, limit and thigh, arse over tip, they truly are definitely wild birds of the feather, there is perhaps not a fresh pin inside it, you mightn’t get yourself a melon among them. Well, now, every thing rests in the development occasion and right right here comes the North West because of the Mambo. Maestro, take it away, please.

(Cut to two lines of ballroom dancers, ladies opposite gentlemen, sixteen completely. The women have been in nasty tulle, the gents in tails, with figures to their backs. Mambo music starts its intro. At the rear of the hallway a sizable advertising claims ‘Mecca Wife-Swapping’. The guys bow additionally the women curtsey; each pair joins fingers plus they await a few pubs. Then your two groups start getting each other and wrestling on a lawn. a vast orgy breaks out as they roll throughout the flooring. Cut quickly to Frank Bough in the ‘Grandstand’ studio.)

Frank Bough (Michael Palin) : and today it’s the perfect time for Rugby League, and features for this afternoon’s game between Keighley and Hull Kingston Rovers.

(Cut to a industry where mud-caked rugby league players, one team in hooped tops as well as the other in red, are becoming prepared for a scrum.)

CAPTION: Keighley 2 Hull K.R primabrides.com. 23

Eddie Waring (Eric Idle vocals over) : Well, good afternoon so when you can view, Hull Kingston Rovers are very well when you look at the lead, it really is a scrum down on the twenty-five for Keighley, Tom Colyer with all the put-in, Mrs Colyer to be placed.

(The scrum has created up, the scrum half features a woman that is dummy tiny and light but genuine looking, tucked under their supply as he steadies the scrum. He sets her to the scrum, and following a complete large amount of throwing this woman is fundamentally heeled out.)

Eddie Waring: And there goes his spouse to the scrum. And Hull ‘ve got the heel from the mind. Doing well with this specific scrum, some really good picking right here. Warrington’s picked her up, is he likely to allow her to go, Wrigley’s with him, grand lad is it.

(Mrs Colyer is found by the scrum half whom makes a run together with her. Handing off a very good tackle and dodging he side steps and slips Mrs Colyer to a back who makes a run through and touches her down between the posts with her. They leave the girl dumped down between the articles and set you back congratulate and hug one another.)

Eddie Waring: Well, which was right on the whistle, Rovers walkin’ it here, winnin’ effortlessly by twenty-six points to two.

(Cut to Frank Bough once more in the ‘Grandstand’ set.)

Frank Bough: simply a reminder that on ‘Match of this time’ tonight you can view features of two with this afternoon’s big games: Mrs Robinson v Manchester United and Southampton v Mr Rogers, a instead uncommon game that. And listed here is a belated outcome. Coventry City nil, Mr Johnson’s Una three — Coventry taking place at home, there. Merely a reminder that is little the following sport you can view on BBC1 are going to be 9.20 on Wednesday evening, whenever ‘Wife Swapping with Coleman’ comes live from my spot. Till then, goodnight.

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